Since the fall of the Berlin Wall, this espionage expert has been trying to bring the communist manifesto back to the working masses. Using her extensive training in the martial arts, her unwavering dedication to Marxist ideals and her penchant for catsuits, she is spreading the word of communist brotherhood to the wrestling masses.

Originally entering the ring to only to reclaim the truant Irish Twins for the Bleeding Heart of the Hooded Virgin High School, the tag team of Sister Mary Malice, Sister Agatha Agony and Sister Ruby Knuckles found they had a god-given talent for mat brutality. They soon realized that the best way to spread the Word of the Lord to sinners the world over is to the beat the Devil out of them ...literally. Their signature moves are the Hail Mary and the Holy Roller.

A lithe feline dominatrix, she is usually accompanied to the ring by her slave boys, Duh and Ug (collectively "Doug), With her dizzying array of high flying moves and cool cunning, this kitty makes cat scratch fever seem as harmless as a case of the sniffles. Not content with merely her title belt, she is also starting her own line of lingerie and slave training gear. Her signature move is the Cheetah Heatah.

While working as a mortician , she met her earthly end when her habit of huffing embalming fluid got the best of her. When the Grim Reaper came for her, he was startled to find that her years of formaldehyde inhalation had made her completely invulnerable to forces of decomposition. So impressed was he by her almost fiendish knowledge of all things morbid , he made her Death's Own Handmaiden. She regards her wrestling career as merely "warm up practice" for her more lethal endeavors. Worm's signature move is the Pall Bearer.

This reptilian fury from the Franklin Park Zoo was raised and trained to wrestle by her keeper, the herpetologist Professor John Allgood. With the promise of juicy worms as her motivation, she is fierce and slithery force to be reckoned with in the ring. Her signature move is the Tail Flail.

Not content with fighting for the mandatory spread of democracy the world over, our unknown soldier has taken off her gunbelt and put on her wrestling boots to battle for LGN victory.

South Boston's favorite tag team, these delinquent Southie sisters keeping skipping class at the Bleeding Heart of the Hooded Virgin catholic high school to bring their special brand of street tough chaos to the squared circle. The current crew of wrestling siblings includes Mary Margaret, Margaret Mary, Catherine Mary and Mary Catherine. Their signature moves are the South Boston Crab and the Guinness Grab.

Building herself into a better wrestler, she gives new meaning to the phrase "body modifications". Accompanied to the ring by her first creation, the Monster, Lady Frankenstein is always inventing new ways to electrify the crowd and recycle human tissue in the name of world wrestling domination. Her signature move is the Tesla Coil.

Born in Connecticut to a family of etymologists, La Hornita was lost in the jungles of Mexico at the age of 5 on one of her parents' expeditions to study the Mexican Honey Bee. Found and raised by an outlaw tribe of rudo luchadores, La Hornita is back in the states to track down her parents as well show her "cut rate competitors" what a real luchadora does in the ring. Her signature moves are the Royal Jelly Rollup and the Honeycomb Hold

Olympic Gymnast turned ultra-patriotic wrestler, Missy is the ribbon waving champion of the American Heartland. These colors don't run and neither does Missy as she bounds and leaps around her confused opponents. Kept on strict training regimen by her coach Belly Corolla, Missy is winning the hearts of true patriots the red states over. Her signature move is Operation Desert Storm